
Hmm, I'm not getting any pulse ...
Yesterday dear Mr. Smith became paralyzed on his right side. Poor Mr. Smith. He's made of plastic and spends all his time in the nursing skills lab (Rm. 115) at AVC.
The life of a medical mannequin is not easy. Lugged hither and yon by students, stuck up on a shelf when we need their beds, and doomed to endure not only one terrible illness after the other, but the associated tests and procedures, administered by none-too-skilled wannabe nurses.
Yesterday it was my assignment to help Mr. Smith into a wheelchair, take him down to x-ray, then help him back into bed and into the lateral, side-lying position. It didn't go well.
First I brought the wrong wheelchair. Go to the other end of the lab, get the other one, come back.
Then I got him all nice and sitting up in bed, dangling his legs over the edge, when I realized I hadn't brought the gait belt (what you put around unsteady people to hang onto them by). I can't just leave him there, he'll fall over on his paralyzed right side! Back to bed, Mr. Smith.
OK, got that fixed. Get him up, into the wheelchair, down to x-ray, back in bed. So far so good. Bed UP, rail DOWN, and ... oh crap, I'm on the wrong side of the bed. Rail UP, go around the bed, rail DOWN, and pull him over onto his side. Now where are those pillows I brought to tuck under him. Oh, there they are -- on the other side of the room. Crap crap. Okay, bed DOWN, rail UP, go get the pillows ...
Did I mention this is a TIMED procedure? Time was running out for me and Mr. Smith as I got him nicely situated with his pillows. Then Mrs. Stewart asks, what's the longest you can leave him in that position? 2 hours, Heyerman. 2 hours. (Not 4, which is what I answered).
I'll have another chance with Mr. Smith on Monday. And I'll have transfer and positioning DOWN. But by then he will have recovered from his paralysis (these mannequins are such quick healers) and he'll undoubtedly need a cleansing enema and a wound dressing changed.
I better get practicing.